| Package | What You Get | Price |
|---|---|---|
| ๐ The Tom (everyone starts here) |
Self assessment, basic bookkeeping, email support, MTD filing, a warm sense of fiscal responsibility | ยฃ39/mo |
| ๐ฅ The Scene Kid (for the emotionally complex) |
Everything in The Tom + VAT returns, quarterly management reports, phone support, existential tax guidance | ยฃ79/mo |
| ๐ The Admin (you basically run the network) |
Everything in Scene Kid + corporation tax, payroll, advisory, HMRC investigation cover, dedicated accountant who actually answers their phone | ยฃ149/mo |
We're the accounting firm for people who grew up making their MySpace profile so custom it crashed Internet Explorer. ACCA & AAT qualified. Based in London. We do tax returns, bookkeeping, VAT, advisory, and we actually answer our phones.
Founded by millennials who realized their generation needed accountants who speak human, not jargon. We grew up with AIM away messages and survived the transition to LinkedIn. We contain multitudes.
62 five-star Google reviews. 4.9 rating. 0 clients ghosted (unlike your 2007 Hinge matches).
Sole traders who still say "lol" out loud. Limited company directors who had a Bebo. Landlords who remember when rent was ยฃ400/month (those were the days). Freelancers whose invoice template is still a Word doc from 2009. Anyone who's ever filed their tax return at 11:58pm on January 31st while panic-Googling "how to do a tax return."
โ ๏ธ WE DO NOT WANT TO MEET: HMRC INVESTIGATORS โ ๏ธ
Tax returns, bookkeeping, Making Tax Digital, screaming into the void about HMRC deadlines, explaining what a P60 is to 35-year-olds, VAT returns, helping people who thought "limited company" was a band name, spreadsheets (unironically), trying to make accounting "cool" (failing beautifully)